listen, Fat Police: let us have our day. Thanksgiving may no longer have anything to do with the Pilgrims and the Indians and the Mayflower, but it's still a day that i, for one, enjoy and look forward to and relish. (mmm, relish...) i don't need to be hearing about the 5000 calories i'll be consuming in one sitting. i don't need to hear about my BMI or my cholesterol level or any risk of sugar shock. please just leave me be with my mashed potatoes and my gravy and my big ol' piece of pumpkin pie and you go you enjoy your Tofurkey.