i don't care how badly i need sperm, there ain't no way i'd ever consider giving birth to Clay Aiken's spawn. to each her own, but—uh-uh, no way, no how, no chance in hell.
i was born in december of 1976 via c-section. my father didn't know i'd been born until a few hours afterward. i asked him once what he was thinking all that time. "i was hoping your mother had had a healthy baby," he told me. "but if not, i was hoping she'd had an irish setter puppy." i have a good deal of his DNA. that says everything about me.
i've been busy all morning computing what you and aiken's love child would like like and this is what i've come up with. i think he's adorable!!!!!
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very funny, my friend, very funny...
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